1. Spin the wheel of offensive content and produce a book, CD, video game or movie based on what item it lands on. Categories include witchcraft, Satanism, atheism, homosexuality and Islam.
2. Sleep with, blackmail or bribe a company executive into printing your poorly written book, bad music CD or poorly conceived movie or video game.
3. Bribe a bunch of fake Christians to act like they're really offended and/or upset about it. Get them to write editorials and books about how Satanic it is.
4. Rake in a million dollars.
5. Repeat if necessary. Remember: stick to the same tired old formula that brought your first big seller success.
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